About Us

	Julia Struve Graphic Designer & Illustrator Fact: Recently recieved title of Miss Suwanee only to have title stripped after racy MySpace photos surface.		David Struve Graphic & Web Designer Fact: Capable of traveling at the speed of light and generating more fake copy than any human on earth.
	Elijah Struve Grievance Resolution Manager Fact: Recent victim of Ponzi Scheme, losing $1.3b in bogus investments with Bernard Madoff.		Olive & Coco Fact: These sisters are elite members of the C.T.U. (Counter Terrierist Unit) fighting evil wherever it can be found.

The following text was borrowed and modified from the 2007 feature film "There Will Be Blood", I found this to work well for us when modified to fit the proper context.

I do my own ~~drilling~~ designing and the men that work for me, work for me and they are men I know (Ok maybe Julia would disagree on this matter). I make it my business to be there and see to their work. I don't lose my ~~tools~~ files in the ~~hole~~ computer and spend months fishing for them; I don't botch the ~~cementing off and let water in the hole and ruin the whole lease~~ project and let you hang out to dry. I'm a family man- I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, ~~H.W. Plainview~~ E.C. Struve.

We offer you the bond of family that very few ~~oilmen~~ designers can understand. I'm fixed like no other company in this field and that's because my ~~Coyote Hills well~~ MacBook Pro has just come in. I have a string of ~~tools~~ code all ready to work. I can load a ~~rig~~ site onto ~~trucks~~ the internet and have it ~~here~~ running in a ~~week~~ (This could be correct, guess it depends). I have business connections so I can get the ~~lumber for the derrick~~; (I'm at a loss for ideas here) such things go by friendship in a rush like this. And this is why I can guarantee to start ~~drilling~~ designing and put up the cash to back my word. I assure you, whatever the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown, they won't be there...